Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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