i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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