I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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