whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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