YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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