party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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