he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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