so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she peed on how many people?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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