the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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