I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
