idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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