Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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