So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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