Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Randomize
