Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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