Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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