if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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