we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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