i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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