were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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