but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You have to summon your inner elephant
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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