I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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