woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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