ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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