If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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