I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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I'm sobbing to NWA
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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