dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
