Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
