you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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