she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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