Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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