yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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