Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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