Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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