I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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