Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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