i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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