Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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