To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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