Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
this will be a night to untag.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.