Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You had me at "let me see your balls"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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