She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Green mimosas i think yes
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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