my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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