I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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