There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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