My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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