you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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