Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.