The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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