nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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