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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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