Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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