okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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