There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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