Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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