im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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