Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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