I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
