Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
